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that’s adorable
omg awwww
And thus marked the end for Professor Oak due to Nidoran’s poisonous sting. RIP.
Continued to spray his baby paste all over rhinos face, the sex was even more passionate once he realised it was his original rhino love that he was penetrating like a rabbit in spring , rhino was enjoying it so much when she realised her wounds were disappearing, could this be?????? Walruses man juices had healing qualities!!!!!!!! 8=======D ——-*-*——*-*-*-*-*Then suddenly a beautiful big strong rhino emerges from the bushes, walrus drops his 2litre of cheap cider in fuckin amazement at the strong lady rhino that is frolicking infront of his Beady eyes, walrus already drunk off his 5% cider tries to compose himself and not ruin his chances, the rhino looks interested in him, walruses massive nashers attractedrhino to him, this could be love…The rhino and the walrus, by Katie Dudziak and Hannah Mellor.
Once upon a time, there was a Rhino and a walrus….
The rhino had a difficult childhood, she looked like her face had been hit repeatedly with a metal pan she got bullied for this an…Rammed the walrus up the arse with it pleasuring him repeatedly making him moan out his walrus mating call, this attracted other walruses that came running for a shag, these walruses didn’t like rhino though, cause tbh no one likes rhino cause she’s a fuckin cunt, the rhino looked scared with her pan shaped face, the walruses started to gang up on the rhino and..IT TURNED INTO AN ORGY WITH KNIVES AND GUNS AND SHIT! It was a blood bath, the Rhino’s blood spurted up the walls and she lay there, gasping for air and the KING WALRUS raised his walrus hammer, and closed the Rhino’s eyes for the last time. The original walrus was hurt, his crew had stolen his love. this turned him mad, and he now walks around, weeping into a can of white storm and smoking a J, hoping he will one day rekindle the flame with another Rhino.
They didn’t need to ask names, Rhino too the walrus’ fin (I think they have fins? or flippers?) and they darted off to the nearest Etap hotel, and started peeling off each other’s clothes (the rhino was in a pink frilly tu-tu and the walrus wore a bandanna) and began to make sweet passionate love in the wardrobe, as the rhino had an irrational fear of pillows. The walrus was just about to squirt his man juices when he noticed something shocking, a knife wound….it couldn’t be? It…it WAS! THE ORIGINAL RHINO! HOW?! SHE WAS MUTILATED? Walrus didn’t care, she was here now, so he then;
After dispensing love juice over rhino for several hours, walrus flopped to his knees and pulled out a shank. He proclamed “rhinO ma lUv will u Marreh me and we can av lil imbred bbyz wiv 5 eyez n juicy tits?” Rhino was so overwhelmed, she started bashing her head off the walls violently (she was still a little fucked up from her previous beating from the walrus crew) and eventually said yes!
